Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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