He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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