But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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