I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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