I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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