Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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