Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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