i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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