garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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