Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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