What a fucking waste of an outfit
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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