Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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