I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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