Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
sex in a hospital.. check
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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