At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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