We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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