stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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