Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.