I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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