So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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