and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Randomize
