I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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