I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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