just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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