But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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