I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
