Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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