I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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