Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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