Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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