We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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