It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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