S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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