Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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