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penguin condom
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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