She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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