i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
pray to the hookup gods
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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