Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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