He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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