I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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