Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
