I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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