Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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