i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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