next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
NoShamevember. You game?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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