I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
