week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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