careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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