You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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