She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm like, not good at living.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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