I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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