You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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