K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
your room smells of hookers.
And success
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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