There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We have started to decorate penises.
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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