glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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