I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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