LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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