This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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