I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
the day after is always just damage control
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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