is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Randomize
